"area man" (hurrburgring)
04/09/2015 at 16:56 • Filed to: None
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"area man" (hurrburgring)
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Safer Hassan owns an orange Lamborghini Aventador. Safer Hassan is also, allegedly, kind of an asshole. The kind of asshole who gets a vanity plate with "ASSHOLE" written upside down in leetspeak. Unfortunately, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , you can't be that kind of asshole.
Frankly I do not care about the plate. If I was forced to form an opinion it would be something about how it's surprising Texas is not letting someone live free. What's interesting to me is this man's devotion to self-identifying as an asshole. You see, he's actually had the plate for three years, and only recently have the chuckleheads at the DMV figured it out. Only thing is...
"People have no idea what that plate means. My closest friends don't even know," he tells KPRC ( Only on 2 Tonight! ). So we are left to imagine that this was just a private joke for himself - there's Safer, walking outside in the morning, seeing his Lambo sparking in the sun and thinking (?) loudly to himself HA HA, I am rich, but I am ALSO kind of an asshole! - a joke he seems keen to keep telling, as he plans to appeal the decision.
Nibby
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:00 |
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I am the idiot who will not be himself
fuck it
TheHondaBro
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:01 |
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The DMV must have some serious crossword nuts working for them.
Nibbles
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:03 |
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GENIUS
ttyymmnn
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:12 |
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You see, he's actually had the plate for three years, and only recently have the chuckleheads at the DMV figured it out.
I doubt they figured it out. I'm sure somebody complained that their precious snowflake might have an aneurysm if they figured it out on their own.
Tekamul
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:13 |
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The Texas DMV must have hired their first Australian
ACESandEIGHTS
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:24 |
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Reported by KPRICK, of course.
Takuro Spirit
> area man
04/09/2015 at 17:26 |
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Richtofen, Baron von Pickup
> area man
04/09/2015 at 18:23 |
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Texas? Dammit, Austin! Quit messing up our fun!
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> area man
04/10/2015 at 12:35 |
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Orlove needs an upside down Orlove'd vanity plate.